Size:    9 3/4"L  x  8 1/4"W

This is a very large card and is all hand made. All the pictures are 3-D and are raised up to give it that 3-D look.  The front of the card is made of a special silk paper that I used to print out the bricks, it shows that this chap is reading his daily newspaper and is trying to do his daily duty and is trying to think what he is going to do for the rest of his little day.  And when he is done he has enough toilet paper to finish the job.  It states "Birthday Contemplations"  As you can see the back side of the card is about 1/4" thick for the 3-D effect and you can see him from the back.  The inside of this large cards shows another fellow doing his business also on the bottom it states:

"On your special day, may you feel just like a King
Sitting on your porcelain throne and doing your own thing
Today you should do nothing but have a right good sit
Have some peace and quiet and have a really great.....day!"

This is a really special and funny card.  If you know someone who likes to get a good laugh then this is the card for him.  Like I said this is a large card and comes with it own envelope.

It is always hard to find cards for men and here you can do that.